| To Beyonce: |
[Apr. 7th, 2008|10:37 am] |
WHY??? WHY BAYBEE???
After all these years of vocal support, even defending your acting skills in Austin Powers, and still keeping you number one on my celebrity "Naughty Thoughts" list, you've gotta go get married behind my back? Without even giving me a fair chance to break into the event, and at least get with one of your cousins???
I will get over it, but I wanted you to know that I am thouroughly hurt, and will now use this moment to close with 1000% honesty: I liked "Pon De Replay" better than "Bootylicious!" OWW! Take that!
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| Comments: |
She'd so pick me over you.
If I was interested, that is. Women are too dangerous for me. I'm totally a bachelor for like, ever.
+ Hacker the Prequel + | |
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